![]() ![]() Lots of restaurant workers don't like Christmas. Lots of people outside Whoville don't like Christmas. I think the Whos of Whoville just need to accept that not everyone likes Christmas. That, and punctuality - so desperate to be on time for their plane that they THEY LEFT THEIR CHILD BEHIND. I mean, it's not like his parents deserve any of their jewellery, although it does seem to be the only thing that's important to them. Or better yet, he could have just poked all his mum's jewellery out of the letter box and saved the 'bad guys' (although let's just call them what they are: damaged) all that time, trouble and pain. And yet they're the bad guys? Let's face it, it's highly likely that Kevin caused more monetary damage to the house than if he'd just left the wet bandits to their business. What if they were just two brothers, whose mother abandoned them on a flight to Paris at Christmas when they were young? And now look at the treacherous path they have had to tread. ![]() Kevin, you need to be adopted, because your whole family just could not give two sh*ts about you.Īnd there we are, blaming Harry and Marv. You're telling me it took you that long to realise your son, the light of your life, the guy that slaps his face in that iconic fashion, wasn't on your flight? Imma say it. America to Paris is an eight hour flight, lady. Because she's a good mum, and doesn't get halfway to Paris before noticing I'm not with her. And hey, Mrs McCallister, ever heard of a head count? MY mum does one every time we get into the car. But those McCallisters, they bring the trauma all on their own.Īs much as our parents wish that they'd left us behind on holiday, they never actually do it. ![]() Sure they were going to rob them blind, but at least they had the decency to do it when no one was in, to avoid causing the family any trauma. Think about it: Harry and Marv thought the McCallister's house was empty. So everyone thinks Harry and Marv are the bad guys, huh? Well, if you think this then you would be wrong. ![]()
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